Ep #50 - Fifty

The 50th Episode of our podcast.
We would like to say a massive Thank-You to everyone who has listened and supported us on this journey we are on.

Next year is maybe gonna be the year of the 'sheets' ;)

Ep #41 - Friday

Our sort of twist on the show "Desert Island Discs". Val chooses 30 songs, Adam asks about a handful including Lynard Skynyrd, Nirvana, Kings of Leon, Guns N Roses, Spice Girls and of course the Beatles among many more. Star Wars, the bleep machine goes into overdrive and Adam McAdams educates us about condoms....plus 2 intruders in the studio

Ep #39 - Sorry

Can we do a whole podcast about adult cartoons, Family Guy, South Park etc etc........well we managed 10minutes or so in between the usual chit chat. To be honest, I can't remember everything in the episode and even though Adam has listened while editing, he is too lazy to type the show notes so you are left with me rambling on but not having a clue what I am rambling on about.......Enjoy

Ep #35 - On Our Knees

A sort of follow up to episode 9 "Underplayed" but it didn't quite go to plan. Unseen interruptions hampered recording but we battled on through. We discuss various underplayed songs and artists including Queen, Metallica, The Smiths, Radiohead among the usual mentions for Elvis, Michael Jackson as well as Madonna popping up along with Bob Dylan plus many more....

Ep #34 - Blipson

A dip in form as we seemed to struggle a bit while recording for various unknown reasons. Hope you enjoy listening more than we did making it....

Ep #33 - Callisto

We try and send items up into space and debate each thing with Adam failing to twig that half of Val's suggestions are a wind up. Bon Jovi, David Bowie, Jamie Oliver, A cheese and Pickle sandwich, Root Beer and Lakeside shopping centre  are among some of the suggestions but will they make the final list.
A top 10 countdown of our final choices ends the episode

Ep #32 - HotDogs

This episode is dedicated to Kenny "R2D2" Baker. RIP

Sitting in a roasting hot studio where there was absolutely no air, talking about subjects that have never come up in previous episodes, so we go through a list of all the different ideas for themes that we and some listeners have come up with and squeeze it all into one episode. Including world champions, the best place in the UK, books and the interesting weather. Val gets destroyed for his shit and boring suggestions.

Ep #30 - Fake Or Reality?

Val cracks out a Guns and Roses classic before a short brake as we change the useless batteries
Then a bit of Shazam and some peaking by Val
A brilliant joke and who would you go to a fancy dress party as.
Then we talk about some reality TV shows that come across now days as being scripted and fake
Then a Billy Baldwin

Ep #28 - Socks On The Beach

Starts off with Vince having a sulk and moan about how hot he is.
Adam tries to sing the every word but fails
Then the overwhelming smell of feet take over the studio
Val does he’s normal jokes of the week
A talk about sticks of rock, Fish and chips, Ice cream and donuts
Some chats about seasides
Adam is a crude as ever and Val moans about lobster and chips
Also including
Whitstable, Lanzarote, Rocky Horror Show and Aunty Julie's Roast.
All this and more finished with Cwoofffeeee.

Ep #27 - Days Of Yore

Starts off with a sing along and a Crab by Vince
Adams story of Drinking underage and stealing a JCB
A bit of a random chat about profile photos
Then on to Vals story’s about he’s childhood base, Drinking story’s including a work drink up which ended up with him getting a telling off.
A list of old chocolate bars including a Nugget
Then on to  WalCooperTon Hill

Ep #26 - Where's My Topic

Back to a half normal episode, starts off with a massive argument about vaping
Adam is pleased with his daughter and a trip to court
Val has a moan up that someone took he’s Topic Choc Bar.
A Letter from a Fan
Another moan about Top Gear and a bit on TV habits

Ep #24 - A Spanner In The Works (v2)

Second volume of Spanner in the works where we bring a subject to the table and see what happens
Starts off with us on a look out for sponsorship
Val says the worse joke of all time.
Some 2Randomsheets stats, that may sound like we are showing off, but is more us just being Proud.
The rest of the show we are basically talking and arguing about the subject matter.

Ep #23 - Nugsons

A show about money, Well Kinda. Starts off with Val not being ready as usual and Adam not having any notes. Nothing Different there then..
A list of songs about Money with Val on a non-stop sing along. A bit about pocket money how Adam made a few quid at school.
Vals post office saving book. How it is easy to spend money on your card.
A couple of scary stories and a list of expensive gifts
And that’s about your lot for this week

Ep #22 - Bourbon

Starts off with Val doing the best David Frost impression the world has ever heard. Once again Adam has no notes and as usual wings it, Val’s important announcement regarding eating McDonalds all before the main theme which is about biscuits. Adam calls Val the C word but that was deleted, some random jokes and the usual bits and bobs that normally happen in one of our shows.

Ep #20 - Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Starts off with Val stinking out the studio and Adam having he’s pants up he’s arse.
Far too much talk about ballbags, Testicles, Balls, Nuts, Nads, Gonads and Johnsons
Vals story about twisted Nuggets
Adams horror dentist tale, a few sex life issues that Val doesn’t want to talk about.
True or false. A car crash story a Medical list of madness, a story about bed pans and plenty more all wrapped up in our smuttiest lowered toned episode yet.

Ep #19 - A Spanner In The Works (v1)

This is a random episode and the rules are simple, No notes at all we both have to bring a subject to the table and we see where it goes. The other sheets can have no idea at all what the subject could be.
It all comes together lovely in a RandomSheets kinda way – I will not spoil none of this in the notes, the only way to find out is to press play and chill out. This could be our best show yet…..........
We also talk about how we panicked when we thought we was banned from iTunes, Adam’s memory problems, Val tries a new Vape juice, Cutting the grass, Eating in the studio, going to bed early, Sports Direct Sales and a rant about posting prices

Ep #18 - Tribute

A bonus episode with the Sheets in sensible mode, As we pay tribute to some famous people that are no longer with us. Which include John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Rik Mayall, Bobby Moore, River Phoenix, Brandon Lee, Princess Diana, Prince, David Bowie, Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, Elvis, Michael Jackson, Bruce Lee to name a few.

Ep #16 - Back In The Old Routine

Val tests out he’s new American accent, the annoying sound of vaping. A brilliant tale of little max playing eye spy. OCD tales, which include Vals bedtime routine which takes him over 30 minutes. 5 minute of us both laughing at nothing. Sitting in the bath reading labels, cocktail armpits, a film script including Sean Connery, General Habit and routines and a helmo thumb that looks like a Johnson also included in the action packed 40 minutes, Daniel Day Lewis , David Beckham, Robert De Niro,  Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lawrence, Al Pacino, Tom Hiddleston and Tom Hardy

Ep #15 - Spinner On Dinner

If you could invite 6 people to a dinner party who do you invite?
Our rules. 6 Celebs 3 male 3 female can be fictional or real.
This is who we may invite which include Sylvester Stallone, Simon Cowell, Emma Willis, The Queen, Natalie Portman, Karl Pilkington, Carrie Fisher and Gary Lineker.

Also a few random bits, like why don’t my phone charge to 100% anymore, celebrating the Queen’s Birthday and A little Rant about KFC

Ep #14 - Hard Work

This week’s episode of 2randomsheets podcast, where we test out some new voices, an uncomfortable itch, an annoying nail chewing issue, laziness and a few hard work stories. Which includes a BBC news at 10 issue and a building story.
A few swear words put up, an annoying phone feedback on the audio and a couple of dodgy jokes